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1  Entertainment / Jokes / Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US" on: April 09, 2008, 09:44:41 AM
Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".

22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one:
1... Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."


2   Puzzles & Brain Teasers / Riddles / TRY TO ANSWER: QUIZ on: April 05, 2008, 09:54:02 AM
1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with
Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international
cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country
(other than Vatican )?
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?


HERE ARE THE ANSWERS

 
3  Entertainment / Jokes / VOICE MAIL IN HEAVEN on: March 28, 2008, 06:53:06 AM
Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.

When you pray, you will get this response:

"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.

If you want to speak to

Lord Ganesha - Press 1

Lord Shiva - Press 2

Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) For a

Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance

from

Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *. You press 1 and get connected to

Ganeshji and hear the Following message :

If you want to make a request - Press 5

For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works)

For thanks giving - Press 7

For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the

Customer Support Angel to talk to you If you would like to hear

Naradji

(TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message :

"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try

again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,

please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your

nearest temple.

Thank you for calling Heaven
4  Entertainment / Jokes / Hide and seek: Newton on: March 12, 2008, 09:34:18 AM
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..

Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .

Einstein says "newton's out..newton' s out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton...... "

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....

That makes me Newton per meter squared..... .

since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!
5  Science / General (any science topic) / Continue: Amazing 51 Facts - on: March 12, 2008, 09:32:21 AM
  26.      Astronauts cannot burp in space.
  27.      The snowiest city in the U.S.A. is blue canyon, California Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.
  28.      Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.
  29.      The great warrior Genghis khan died in bed while having $ex.
  30.      No matter how cold it gets gasoline will not freeze.
  31.      SNAILS have 14175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tongue.
  32.      A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.
  33.      DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.
  34.      A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tones of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.
  35.      The EARTH has over 12,00,000 species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.
  36.      The fierce DINOSAUR was TYRANNOSAURS which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.
  37.      DEMETRIO was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.
  38.      CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.
  39.      The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.
  40.      OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.
  41.      POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles / hr of speed.
  42.      KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.
  43.      ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.
  44.      OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.
  45.      In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  46.      On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
  47.      The c!garette lighter was invented before the match.
  48.      Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
  49.      Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.
  50.      German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
  51.      A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.
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